Civil Crime of Taste

Civil Books of Law

Law I - The Law of Self- Preservation (Everything about how you dress, move, and express yourself)

  • Rule 1.1 - Every outfit shall be a statement of intent, not an accident.

  • Rule 1.2 - Every creator must design without apology, provided intent and craft are evident.

  • Rule 1.3 - All works must elicit an emotion; indifference is aesthetic negligence.

  • Rule 1.4 - Even founding brands stand subject to review.

  • Rule 1.5 - Functionality s a moral duty.

  • Rule 1.6 - You are a work in Progress and therefore protected under the law of Becoming.

  • Rule 1.7 - Overthinking is a legal delay.

  • Rule 1.8 - Never text your ex twice.

  • Rule 1.9 - Minimalism ceases to be innovation once it becomes uniform.

  • Rule 1.10 - Excessive influencer partnerships shall constitute aesthetic dilution.

Law II - The Law of Texture and Fabric (Sensory aesthetics and how materials communicate emotion)

  • Rule 2.1 - Silk is a confession, leather is a verdict.

  • Rule 2.2 - Silk declared a national treasure.

Law III - The Law of Proportion (The geometry of beauty - balance, silhouette, contrast)

  • Rule 3.1 - Oversized shall only exist if confidence fils the space.

Law IV - The Law of Color Psychology (Emotional codes in color usage)

  • Rule 4.1 - Red shall plead guilty to passion in all its form.

  • Rule 4.2 - Beige may appeal for reinvention once per season.

  • Rule 4.3 - Beige shall be permissible only when balanced by contrasting textures, emotional expression of narrative intent.

Law V - The Law of Conduct & Confidence (Behavior, aura, etiquette of presence)

  • Rule 5.1 - Confidence is admissible evidence in all cases of allure and seduction.

Look VI - The Law of Accessories & Intent (Jewelry, nails, makeup, and fragrance)

  • Rule 6.1 - The defendant shall not enter public space without mascara or intention.

  • Rule 6.2 - Offenders may appeal by adding jewelry.

  • Rule 6.3 -Every accessory must testify for the outfit.

Law VII - The Law of Narrative Dressing (How fashion tells stories and constructs identity)

  • Rule 7.1 - Style must argue your essence louder than words.

Law VIII - The Law of Fashion (Design integrity, seasonal fatigue, craftsmanship ethics)

  • Rule 8.1 - Matching sets shall not be considered "try-hard". They are strategic.

  • Rule 8.2 - Anyone caught wearing beige from head to toe must provide evidence of intentional styling.

  • Rule 8.3 - Heels shorter than your temper are hereby banned on first dates.

  • Rule 8.4 - Wearing pajamas in public is legal only if you accessorize with jewelry and intention.

  • Rule 8.5 - Prohibits excessive logo visibility in public events

  • Rule 8.6 - All citizens shall integrate one velvet item per wardrobe during the winter quarter.

  • Rule 8.7 - The silhouette must honor the body before the trend.

  • Rule 8.8 - Overexposure of logos shall constitute visual misconduct.

  • Rule 8.9 - Any piece worn beyond its season must be styled with irony to remain legal.

  • Rule 8.10 - Chewing gum in heels constitutes a Class C infraction.

  • Rule 8.11 - Heels shall not wobble; elegance is stability disguised as height.

  • Rule 8.12 - Minimalism without emotion constitutes negligence of taste.

  • Rule 8.13 - Minimalism is the gold standard of restraint.

  • Rule 8.14 - Over-styling constitutes aesthetic overreach.

Law IX - The Law of Beauty (Ingredient honesty, packaging aesthetics, performance-to-promise ratio)

  • Rule 9.1 - Lip gloss is never optional. It is an alibi.

  • Rule 9.2 - Red lipstick is a closing argument, not an accessory.

  • Rule 9.3 - Over-contouring is now a misdemeanor of excess.

  • Rule 9.4 - Lip gloss holds the right to remain untouchable until smudged by purpose.

  • Rule 9.5 - Sheet masks are temporary disguises, tue radiance is constitutional.

  • Rule 9.6 - Over highlighting is hereby banned for glare violations.

  • Rule 9.7 - Lipstick must be worn with intention, never hesitation.

  • Rule 9.8 - Beauty must not sit upon the face; it must belong to it.

  • Rule 9.9 - No element of beauty shall dominate another. Harmony is law.

  • Rule 9.10 - Blush should melt into cheeks like a sunset high.

  • Rule 9.11 - It is an act of cowardice for lips to always be nude, trembling, afraid of color.

  • Rule 9.12 - Beauty must reveal the face, not override it.

Law X - The Law of Lifestyle (Interior & travel aesthetics, environmental manners, hospitality design)

  • Rule 10.1 - All works must elicit an emotion; indifference is aesthetic negligence.

  • Rule 10.2 - Complaining in couture is hereby illegal.

  • Rule 10.3 - Confidence is a public service, perform it gently.

  • Rule 10.4 - Lateness shall be pardoned if your entrance warrants applause.

  • Rule 10.5 - Reply to compliments with gratitude, not disclaimers.

  • Rule 10.6 - Quiet Luxury is now considered discreet indulgence.

Law XI - The Law of Wellness & Sport (form vs function, authentic expertis, equipment athletics)

  • Rule 11.1 - Fashion, beauty, sport & lifestyle are equal before the Inbacio Codex.

  • Rule 11.2 - Burnout is grounds for aesthetic asylum.

  • Rule 11.3 - Meditation may substitute for mascara when necessary.

  • Rule 11.4 - The soul must remained moisturized at all times.

  • Rule 11.5 - Coffee is a protected ritual.

Law XII - The Law of Desire & Duality

  • Rule 12.1 - The gaze is admissible evidence of confidence.

  • Rule 12.2 - Modesty and provocation shall coexist under the same clause.

  • Rule 12.3 - Never reveal all; mystery has legal and diplomatic immunity.

  • Rule 12.4 - Balance is a moral principle, one bold item per outfit.

Decrees

  • Decree 1.1 - Red is no longer a color - it is evidence of existence.

  • Decree 1.2 - The Court hereby reinstates florals from exile; spring has pleaded their case successfully.