Criminal Crime of Taste

Books of Law

Clause I - Crime of Excess

• Section 1.1 - Over-accessorizing.

• Section 1.2 - Excessive Sparkle Without Emotional Justification.

Clause II - Crime of Negligence

• Section 2.1 - Failing to iron.

Clause III - Crime of Deception

• Section 3.1 - Fake authenticity.

• Section 3.2 - Confidence Cosplay.

• Section 3.3 - Makeup Sitting on the Face Instead of Melting.

• Section 3.4 - Foundation glued to the skin like drywall.

Clause IV - Crime of Treason

• Section 4.1 - Abandoning one's personal style to chase trends.

• Section 4.2 - Trend chasing in Absence of Identity

• Section 4.3 - Makeup must melt. If it sits, it is illegal.

Clause V - Crime of Disturbance

• Section 5.1 - Visual chaos.

Clause VI - Fashion Felonies (Capital Offenses)

• Section 6.1 - Visible bra straps at royal function.