Penalties
Penalties
Book O101 - Excessive Beige:
Article O101.1 - Two months probation, forced color therapy.
Book O102 - Over-branding (logomania): Community service: 30 days of minimalism.
Book O103 - Green-Washing: Fined one public apology post.
Book O104 - Emotional Negligence: Temporary ban from "Trending" Status.
Book O105 - 6-month probation.
Book O106 - One Week of Monochrome Therapy.
Book O107 - Wear Sunglasses indoors as penance.
Book O108 - Ban from sequins for 30 days.
Book O109 - Temporary deportation to Minimalism Island.
Book O110 - Stripped of Couture citizenship until further notice.
Categories:
C1 - Infraction: Warning (i.e., Issue a style citation for Book O107).
C2 - Misdemeanor: Public Re-education (i.e., Book O106).
C3 - Felony: Probation (i.e., Book O108).
C4 - High Crime: Suspension/ Exile (i.e., Book O109).
C5 - Capital Offense: Excommunication (i.e., Book O110).
Special Clauses:
Penalty of Perjury: Pretending to "just throw this on" when you clearly spent hours choosing it.
Contempt of Court: Wearing flip-flops to a dinner with candles.
Breach of Contract: Failing to tag the designer after publicly claiming love for the dress.